You know its the holidays when...

...your stock broker (yes, broker) and not your high school pal you haven't spoken in years, sends you an innocuously online holiday greeting.

How does one opt out of this holidays "pain-in-the-assry"?

In case you must know -- here is the link to this dud from TD Ameritrade.

http://www.tdameritrade.com/apex_holiday_2007/